Kids Poems That’ll Make Kids & Parents Laugh

Welcome to Poems 4 Julia, a site filled with all original kids poems designed to make you roll on the floor laughing.

Featured  Kids Poems

Poem 1: All I Need

All I need is a pencil, an eraser
or some chalk
A pen, paper or a sparkler
To write out my funny thoughts

All I need is a box or a brick
So I can sketch on each and every side
Or maybe I could draw upon my kite
and let my imagination fly

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Kids Poem All I Need written by Chris Templeton, Copyright © 2010

Poem 2: Eject

This long pedal makes it go fast
The big fat one makes it go slow
The round one makes it go side to side
So tell me what is this red handle fo’?

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Kids Poem Eject written by Chris Templeton, Copyright © 2010

Poem 3: My Kids

One of us is Monkey
One of us is Boo
One of us is Smiles
Cause it’s all he seems to do

One of us is 4
And the other 2R1
Mommy’s goin’ looney
Cause we’re always on the run

Monkey’s always hangin’
Smiles wants to play
Boo says come on Mommy
You and me let’s get away

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Kids Poem My Kids written by Chris Templeton, Copyright © 2010

Poem 4: Secret to the Fulfilled Life
(cold side of the pillow)

At 3 you’ll wanna be 5
At 5 you’ll wanna be 8
At 8 you’ll wanna be 10 years old
At 10 13 looks pretty darn gr8

At 13 you’ll wanna be sweet 16
At 16 you’ll wanna graduate
When you graduate you’ll wanna be 21 years old
Which apparently is a very popular date

At 21 you’ll wanna be 25
At 25 you’ll wanna be 25 too
At 30 you’ll wanna be 25
Because wow those twenties really flew

At 35 you’ll wanna be sweet 16
And know all the things you know today
And at 40 you’ll settle for 35
or 39 and a whole buncha days

And after that time just speeds up
Remember those endless summers way back when?
Now a summer seems like a few pay stubs
Pay the bills, raise the kids and well… then…

But on the back of every pillow
Hot, sweaty, keeping you awake
Is a colder side, a simple pleasure side
That is just one flip away

So slow it down, wanna be “your” age
Cause’ here’s the secret to the fulfilled life
Notice one of life’s simple pleasures
Every day before you sleep every night

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Kids Poem Secret to the Fulfilled Life written by Chris Templeton, Copyright © 2011

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Thank you for your visit, for lists of original kids poems visit the sections for Julia, Lily & Luke. Each of these section is filled with kids poems that were written with them in mind.

- Visit Luke’s section for poems about happy young boys, trains and puppies.
- Visit Lily’s section for poems about beautiful overachieving young girls who love their Mommy.
- Finally, visit Julia’s section for poems about princesses, pancakes and teddy bears.

This site is a true labor of love, it’s represents each of my kid’s personalities, quirks and senses of humor. I hope you find these poems as entertaining as we have. We love to read these poems and we hope you will too. If you like one of the poems, let the kids and me know. Each poem has a spot to leave comments below. Each comment is read by me and the kids and is very much appreciated.

Last but not least, I should have named the site funny kids poems for Julia, Lily & Luke but the name was just too long. Please come back ofter as we will be adding new poems for kids all the time. Enjoy!