Welcome to Poems for Julia, a site filled with funny kids poems designed to make you laugh. It should really be called funny poems for Julia, Lily & Luke, but the name was just way too long. These original kids poems were written for my 3 “crazy” children. I hope you have as much fun with these as we have. Come back often – we will be adding new poems all the time.

Featured  Kids Poems

Bubblegum

I wasn’t suppose to swallow it
I did, but it’s just bubblegum
Don’t get mad at me, it’s not my fault
I’m a kid and it’s just bubblegum

It could be worse,
It could be a rock or both hands off a grandfather clock
Some poisonous berries or exploding cherries
Your favorite ring or a window cling
A metal pole or a plastic roll
Some thistle or a missile
Bug spray or a sleigh
Dirt or Bert

I wasn’t suppose to swallow it
But I’m sure I’ll be okay
What’s the worst that can happen to me?
What’s that?
Did you just say?
Blow a bubble out the wrong way?

Can I Go Outside?

Daddy, can I go outside?
Sure, but …. wait
Before you do

Do you know what day it is?
You May find something new

See on the 6th day of May the sky grows grey
Then witches fly down and scoop kids away

And place them in cages where they are to stay
But sure .… you can go outside to play

Daddy, do you think we can stay in here
Absolutely… thought you’d never ask my dear

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Kids Poems written by Chris Templeton, Copyright © 2010

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