Well I have an older sister and I think all younger brothers can relate to this poem to some extent. Luckily for me I don’t have 4 sisters, but Luke has 2 sisters and a mom, and sometimes I worry they may attack him with make up sometime when I am not home. My wife Kelly’s brother Kevin(a) has an interesting story he can tell you. In the meantime, I hope you enjoy Boy in Lipstick.
I just had a chance to release “Ball” a poem about a little girl who invents a new game. I think this one would work really well with an image – time will tell (help me out Scott!)
Let me know what you think.
Last night Julia finished her dinner (well most of it – she wouldn’t touch her stuffing) hopped off of her seat, turned to my wife and asked her “Can I have a snack?”
My wife looked at her in disbelief and said, “Sure, how about some stuffing?”
Good job Kelly !
Well Kelly and I went out and spent a good deal of $ on a big girls bed for Julia – we thought she would love it. What kid wouldn’t? A new bed, a new mattress, a new princess comforter and sheets. Well this is what happened………. My New Bed
What happens when a boy has too many allergies and goofy parents… pet sock.
I was able to add a whole bunch of new poems. I figure over the next month I would like to add another 6 poems.
Thanks for reading.
Chris
Ok, so I think it is pretty obvious that this one is for Lily …. she better not have a boyfriend yet!
Check our Lily Von Snowsuit
I just released There-O-Plane on the poems4julia. I don’t see this as one of my better poems, but it goes over well with the kids – check it out and let me know what you think.
When mommy makes me pancakes
They’re small, cute and delicious
When daddy makes me pancake
It’s bigger than the dishes
When mommy pours my syrup
She puts a little here and a little there
When daddy pours the syrup
He puts a whole lot … everywhere
It seems pretty obvious to me
There’s mom and dad and in the middle is me
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Poem written by Chris Templeton, Copyrighted 2010
I put her stick behind the house
Shhhh … The puppy doesn’t know
I took her bone and her rubber mouse
Shhhh … The puppy doesn’t know
I moved her food behind the chair
Shhhh … The puppy doesn’t know
I grabbed her slippers – both pair
Shhhh … The puppy doesn’t know
Threw her ball in the garbage – swish
Shhhh … The puppy doesn’t know
Put some coffee in her water dish
Shhhh … The puppy doesn’t know, but boy oh boy that puppy can go!
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Poem written by Chris Templeton, Copyrighted 2010
Pieces of popcorn on the floor
They’re there, I can see ’em
I really want to eat ‘em
Can it really be that bad?
Mom says yes, but how ‘bout Dad
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Poem written by Chris Templeton, Copyrighted 2010
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