Ridiculous, Crazy and Nuts

Ridiculous said to Crazy
“Let’s run barefoot through the snow”

Crazy said “I’d rather not,
See there’s something you should know
I wear two hat’s right on my feet
when it rains and they get wet
It feels just like I’m swimming around
And I haven’t drowned – not yet”

Then Nuts chimed in “I’ll tell you what
I’ll join your walk out there
But how ‘bout we go completely nude
Except for underwear?”

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Poem written by Chris Templeton, Copyright © 2010

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