Dana’s Cell Phone

I took her chair and threw it over there
She just kept typing
Dana doesn’t care

Grabbed her shoes
and pulled her hair
She just kept typing
Dana doesn’t care

Put my nose up to her nose and started to stare
She just kept typing
Dana doesn’t care

Placed her phone on the ground
And crushed it with my heel
It appears at this time Dana cares a great deal

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Poem written by Chris Templeton, Copyright © 2010

About the poem Dana’s Cell Phone:

This is a special poem written for my sister Dana who is 11 years old as I write this. She’s actually not that bad with her cell phone…but… she’s getting there. Love ya Dana!

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